Career Tips

Steps to becoming a TNP soccer correspondent in the mold of Mr Edwin 'I-told-you-so' Yeo, aka The Greatest Soccer Pundit In The World (amongst other titles):

1. Consult reports from the real experts (available from Internet)
2. Quote a thousand statistics to pass off as an expert (available from Internet)
3. Make 1000 match predictions
4. Remind readers of 1 in 1000 correct prediction
5. Conveniently ignore 999 wrong predictions
6. Add in smart-aleck comments
7. Repeat Step 4 a thousand times
8. Add in more smart-aleck comments (gloating at teams you don't like is a definite plus)
   

Prerequisite: Prior knowledge and experience in the game is a definite no-no.

Disclaimer
Above information may be outdated as the author has, for a few years now, stopped paying for tabloid trash.