Thursday, September 22, 2005

Bork Bork Bork!

Bork bork bork!
Svedeesh Cheff telk:

Unyune-a remembers zee Svedeesh Cheff frum zee mooppets? He-a veet zee incumprehenseeble-a geebberish und sungs thet ind veet "Bork bork bork!"? Bork Bork Bork!

I ves soorffeeng eruoond und fuoond un ixtenseeun fur Fureffux thet cun trunslete-a ell veb peges intu "Bork Text". Heeleriuoos! Es I luuk foorzeer, I fuoond thet he's ectooelly fery pupooler. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Zeere's a vhule-a noosgruoop defuteeng tu thees lufeeble-a cheff. Luuk, zeere's ifee a guugle-a pege-a ooff hees lungooege-a! Bork Bork Bork!

Cun't get inuoogh? Cleeck here-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Iff yuoo'fe-a furguttee hoo he-a suoonds leeke-a, leestee tu thees cleep vhere-a he-a teeches us hoo tu meke-a chuculete-a muoosse-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Ooh, iff thees luuks leeke-a geebberish tu yuoo tuu, thees vhule-a text is trunsleted intu Ingleesh beloo. Bork Bork Bork!

English:

Anyone remembers the Swedish Chef from the muppets? He with the incomprehensible gibberish and songs that end with "Bork bork bork!"?

I was surfing around and found an extension for Firefox that can translate all web pages into "Bork Text". Hilarious! As I look further, I found that he's actually very popular. There's a whole newsgroup devoting to this loveable chef. Look, there's even a google page of his language!

Can't get enough? Click here.

If you've forgotten how he sounds like, listen to this clip where he teaches us how to make chocolate mousse.

Oh, if this looks like gibberish to you too, this whole text is translated into English below.

1 Comments:

Blogger Pher said...

Hey there. I am also a huge appreciator of the sweedish chef. Although aparently not as huge a fan as many. Just wanted to let you know in the game Guild Wars. There is an option to translate everything into "Bjork Bjork" It's kind of cute, but kind of straining. Also, you can get the first season of the muppet show on DVD now and fill that swedish chef craving. Don't know if this is useful information, or not. But anyone who cares enough to talk about the chef deserves some support.

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