caught in the act

I just received two emails with subject lines that grabbed my attention: Your IP was logged and You visit illegal websites.

Oh no, did someone catch me visiting XXX sites?! I was guilt-stricken, sobbing, with my head on the floor when I opened them to have a look:

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000

Attachment: list.zip

These two emails are supposedly sent from Department@fbi.gov and Admin@cia.gov. FBI and CIA? Don't play play leh!

Hahaha, I'm dying to open the attachments to see what's inside. Maybe the FBI and CIA offer penis enlargement services now? But I didn't, of course. I think mine's good enough for now. The things spammers do to try fool you!

Wait a minute. What if it really were the FBI and CIA that emailed me?

*shudder*