shorty gets real love

Here's a bit of entertainment news for you:

A Pink Wedding took place over the weekend. Yes, it was a gay occasion, but not the sort you must be thinking of.

It was actually the wedding of Alecia Moore, known to us as Pink, to her motorcross-racing fiancé, whose name we don't really care about. Read about how she proposed to him. Ah, just let me emphasize that a little: she proposed to him.

That's hardly surprising. We know, of course, that while most girls want a man with the bling bling and the mean green, Shorty just wants real love. After all, the multiplatinum-selling singer already has all the ching ching she needs. Who knows, maybe she paid for the five-carat diamond ring herself!

As a sidenote, you know there's something wrong with the world today when the article has to emphasize the fact that "this is the first marriage for both".

Before we go, let's dedicate a song to her. Oh, and do remember to check back for the latest outdated entertainment news!

But I'm not every girl
And I don’t need no G's to take care of me
Cuz Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart

Most girls want a man with the bling bling
Got my own thing, got the ching ching
I just want real love
Most girls want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be
Everything that I dream of
A man that understands real love

-- Pink, Most Girls