liverpool 1, birmingham 1
Following the recently concluded match between Liverpool and Birmingham, the Armchair Critic, that is moi, shall have his say.
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Oh, we're terribly sorry. The Armchair Critic is not in the best of state right now. He's still recovering from severe trauma suffered during half-time when two freakish household roaches went berserk, took over the kitchen and threatened world domination with their kamikaze flight attempts. One even ran over his foot!
The poor fellow needs rest now, but he'll be back the next time. Meanwhile, do remember to keep your household roaches well fed and taken after to prevent similar incidents.
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!!!!!
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Oh, we're terribly sorry. The Armchair Critic is not in the best of state right now. He's still recovering from severe trauma suffered during half-time when two freakish household roaches went berserk, took over the kitchen and threatened world domination with their kamikaze flight attempts. One even ran over his foot!
The poor fellow needs rest now, but he'll be back the next time. Meanwhile, do remember to keep your household roaches well fed and taken after to prevent similar incidents.
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shall i send U a fruit basket??
UT
I have had a cockroach fly into into the back of head once.
And another time, another cockroach (could be the same; who knows?) flew onto and crawled down the side of my head.
I am still in therapy after all these years.
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