chelski 2, liverpool 0

Robben got hit by Mike Tyson

The Armchair Critic, that is moi, is still fuming after watching last night encounter between Chelski and Liverpool. While he concedes that Liverpool has only itself to blame for being unable to score despite dominating, the way Arjen Robben play-acted to get goalkeeper Jose Reina sent off has left him extremely riled. (See video of match here)

In view of this, he decided to come up with a (biased) list of ten reasons why Chelski is the most hated team around now:

1. Robben is a bloody cheat,
2. And so is Joe Cole.
3. Essien is a dirty player.
4. Lampard is the most overrated player in the Premiership.
5. Mourinho is the most arrogant tart around.
6. Abramovich looks like a dork.
7. Drogba is really ugly.
8. They bought success with Abramovich’s money.
9. They’re running away with the league
10. With their boring counter-attacking football!

The Armchair Critic wonders how anyone can support the current Chelski team. He’ll rather support a losing team that maintains its pride and integrity. Heh!

(We hate to say this to him, but he’s just jealous because his team is really crappy now.)