liverpool 0, benfica 2 (aggrg 0-3)

Following the recently concluded Champions League tie between Liverpool and Benfica, the Armchair Critic, that is moi, shall have his say.

Oh, we’re terribly sorry. The Armchair Critic is unavailable today. He is currently in mourning.

We apologise for the inconvenience caused. Poor fellow, our thoughts are with him. There’s always next season, non?