oh gets bored, and corny

Spent the whole day attending a seminar at Microsoft. It's bad enough that we had to sit through hours of boring presentations selling us the upcoming Windows Vista. But to add salt to injury, we had to wear this derogatory sticker tag (click image to enlarge) that says 0MB. The seminar may be packed with old fogeys and my memory's been failing me, but it's certainly not zero megabytes!

What tickled me was hearing that one of the presenters' name is Chewy. Imagine all the corny jokes you can crack if he is to introduce himself to you face to face:

Chewy: Hi, I'm Chewy.
A: Oh, really. Which part?

Chewy: Hi, I'm Chewy.
B (taking out a stick of Mentos): Oh, this is chewy too!

Chewy: Hi, I'm Chewy.
C: And I'm not!

Heheh. Sorry for the corniness. Boredom gets to me sometimes, ha!