oh, brother!

So exciting! Oh is going to be a Brother at his friend’s wedding tomorrow. Despite having bucket loads of brothers in real life, Oh has never been a Brother at a wedding!

Thankfully, he has consulted the Dummy’s Guide To Being A Brother, and gotten the following tips:

1. Arrive late. They’ll open the door at the stipulated time anyway. Why subject yourself to more torture by the evil (not to mention ugly, ha!) Sisters.


2. Bring little cash, so that the evil Sisters can’t extort any more out of you!


3. When the evil Sisters aren’t looking, dump their poisonous concoctions by the corridor.


4. If all else fails, just leave everything to the groom. He asked for it!

That’s not the stressful part, anyway. Oh is also going to be the driver of the bridal car! And he doesn’t even know the way! It’s all okay when he drives the bride and groom to their love pad, but he has to go back and fetch the relatives after that all by himself!

What if there’s a traffic jam? What if the car breaks down? What if the navigationally challenged Oh loses his way and ends up in Uber-Ulu Sembawang?!

"Oh my brother, where art thou?"