Live and Let Die
The blatant discrimination continues. And by non other than a certain Lee Wei Ling as well.
This issue shouldn't concern me at all (really!), but I'm appalled at the inability and unwillingness of some to live and letdie live. People should have a choice of what they want to do. If they don't mind dying young, then it's their own bloody business.
We've already got the bans at public spots like pubs, bus-stops, sport complexes and all. That's reasonable enough. But now you won't even let people smoke in their own private spaces? What's the matter with you people?
Hear, hear! For the nation's good, I say we should ban all fast food like MacDonald's, char kuay teow and seafood with high cholesterol. If that is too drastic, we shall start with a 500% tax on such food items (like $30 for a Big Mac), and special designated areas of less than 10% of total dining area for such consumption (only 2 tables per coffeeshop for eating char kuay teow at a minimum distance of 500m away from other diners).
In addition, all overweight folks shall follow strict dietary restrictions and undergo mandatory exercise programs. Underweight people shall be forced to fill up that 10% space that sells char kuay teow and fast food, thereby preventing others from eating them as well.
Last but not least, since I can't stand people who make too much noise (the "second-hand" noise stresses me up and is bad for my mental health), we shall ban all loud talking and noise making as well. Or we could start with special designated sound-proofed rooms where they can shout all they want inside.
There you go. All for the nation's good!
This issue shouldn't concern me at all (really!), but I'm appalled at the inability and unwillingness of some to live and let
We've already got the bans at public spots like pubs, bus-stops, sport complexes and all. That's reasonable enough. But now you won't even let people smoke in their own private spaces? What's the matter with you people?
Hear, hear! For the nation's good, I say we should ban all fast food like MacDonald's, char kuay teow and seafood with high cholesterol. If that is too drastic, we shall start with a 500% tax on such food items (like $30 for a Big Mac), and special designated areas of less than 10% of total dining area for such consumption (only 2 tables per coffeeshop for eating char kuay teow at a minimum distance of 500m away from other diners).
In addition, all overweight folks shall follow strict dietary restrictions and undergo mandatory exercise programs. Underweight people shall be forced to fill up that 10% space that sells char kuay teow and fast food, thereby preventing others from eating them as well.
Last but not least, since I can't stand people who make too much noise (the "second-hand" noise stresses me up and is bad for my mental health), we shall ban all loud talking and noise making as well. Or we could start with special designated sound-proofed rooms where they can shout all they want inside.
There you go. All for the nation's good!
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Why, do you know that Wei Ling dude?
not personally.. but i noe she's lao lee's daughter and xiao lee's sister!
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