Stupid things people do

Why do I still get chain mail from some people? I hate them! I would have thought that such things only worked in the past, when the Internet was a novelty and people were still naive. But it seems that stupidity knows no bounds.

And they're not even funny or interesting, just some silly and meaningless personality tests or horoscope that anyone could have written, and that threaten you with bad luck if you don't forward them to your hapless friends. If you think broadband subscription is expensive, blame it on these pea-brains for forwarding and flooding the bandwidth.

Being pissed off, the Stupidity Healer, that is moi, shall write my own "chain post" today.

Oh's Personality Test

Question: What keeps you occupied?

A. Listening to the ipod.
B. Supporting Manchester United.
C. Forwarding chain mail.
D. Reading a simple prop.

If you answered:

A. You're a twat.
B. You're a twat.
C. You're a twat.
D. You're the coolest kid in the neighbourhood. :)

Your horoscope for the rest of your life:
A. You shall remain a twat.
B. You shall remain a twat.
C. You shall remain a twat.
D. You'll become a multi-billionaire, get all the pretty gals, live to 200 yrs and become mankind's saviour.

Ok, now that you've enjoyed the personality test and horoscope, please:

• Tell 1 friend about this blog and enjoy 1 month of good luck.
• Tell 5 friends about this blog and enjoy 5 months of good luck.
• Tell 10 friends about this blog and enjoy one year of good luck (that's a bonus 2 months!).
• Comment on every post in this blog or nobody will ever give a hoot about what you think. Ever.
  
• Click on a Help The Poor link at the sidebar on every visit or you won't strike Toto/4D/whatever-you-may-pin-your-hopes-on for the next ten years.

So there you go. Not very hard to write something to keep them fools occupied right? But for the rest of us, even clicking on the Delete button is an utter waste of our time.

What the heck. 4 more days to go!